Jokes to Keep Me Entertain

Nothing beats from having some stupid funny jokes to relieve me from work for awhile. So thought I share them with you. This is what happens in a confession room.
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girl (g ): bless me father for i have sinned
priest (p ): what have you done, child?
g: i called a man a son of a b****
p: why did u do that?
g: because he touched my breasts.
p: *touches her breasts* like this?
g: yes, father.
p: that’s no reason to call him a son of a b****
g: but father he removed my dress!
p: *strips the girl* like this?
g: yes father.
p: that’s still no reason to call him a son of a b****.
g: but father he put his *youknowwhat* into my *youknowwhere*!!!
p: like this?
g: YES FATheR! YESSS FATHeRRR!!!! yEsSS faTHER!!!!
p: *dresses up* that’s still no reason to call him a son of a b****.
g: but father he had AIDS!
p: HOLY MOTHERf***ING SHIT THAT SON OF A b****!

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Lame Joke of the Day

Q: What Is at the front of the Woman and at the back of a Cow?
A: *Tune in next post for the answer* (Or you may give me this answer, if you’re smart)