Have you ever wondered
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Monday is a Tuesday if only there were 6 days a week…. wait wait

Maybe Sunday doesn’t exist and we will have Friday & Saturday off. Confused?? 0.o Or better, maybe Monday wasn’t meant to be a working day and Sunday is to be treated as a working day???

Weird Look =.=”

What the heck am I thinking? I can’t believe I am thinking this in the middle of the night. Sometimes my mind goes wandering and when it wanders, it’ll try to think out of the ordinary. No wonder people call me so weird. Where got people think such thing one!!! haihz no wonder I am stuck with Weird Weird Denial. Should I replace it with DanDanDan???

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Woof woof woof
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So today was a woof woof day. Ehh… apa ini? Look what Joji have to say to you all as to what his dai lou danielctw did to him.

Who is Joji?? Read on!!

Huh? What you want to do ar? I just woke up la. Don’t kacau me la… Ok ok, me listening now!

What wor?? Wah… got nice thing eat ar??? I want! I want!! Wait ar… I scratch my back first =P Hehe…

Ierrr… ‘pian wo’ la… make me so wet. I want to cry jor… Put me in pail some more. You lucky I no like to move around.

Sometimes glad I clean now, later you promise me mamam rite? I clean clean first =)

Hehe… dedicated to Joji!

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go pasar malam buy fruits
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Next time when go those pasar malam buy fruits, make sure buy from proper seller. If not you become like Ahbeng. Dun belief me ar? I show show you ar….

At the Pasar Malam

Ahbeng: Haihz… so long no buy fruit liao… ehh got “sai gua” lor… go home can eat eat with Ahlian

Seller: Hey, pang yao… want buy watermelon, tis one special one, call ocean watermelon.

Ahbeng: Niamah, you want sinkalan me meh? You think i stupid, where got watermelon from ocean.

Seller: I no blaff u one. Since you nice person, I give you 50% diskaun lor.. ok ok??

Ahbeng: *Wah got discount somore!! Sure good one* Ok ok… I take it

Back home liao

Ahbeng: Ahlian! I back liao, see what I buy for we all eat later.

Ahlian: Wah…. so long no eat fruit liao wor… Where you get this watermelon, so so big, very very nice.. as big as my ‘sai kuas’

Ahbeng: Ehh… Ahlian, dun play play lor.. fast fast, i so thirsty, go cut the watermelon eat.

Ahlian: ok ok….

In the kitchen, cutting watermelon

Ahlian: Wah!! *fainted*

Ahbeng: Ha mi dai chi??

Ahbeng fast fast rush to kitchen see Ahlian faint. Why wor??? Coz he see, he see…
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Ahbeng: Niamafulat, that seller give me ocean watermelon. Color also blue blue like my ham dai!

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Poetry Time
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Feeling very bored in office and my mind cannot think of how to do that work flow. So what to do, play around with words, and the first thing on my mind is when I open that forum, I found people posting Love Poems. So why not compose it on my own. Here’s mine

love is beside hatred
hatred doesn’t feel love
love tears apart hatred
hatred shreds aloftwhen love is so true

it melts my heart even so
to know that all things are not blue
whenever you look high and low

Being in love doesn’t mean fiddlesticks
As long you don’t behave like a prick
And when one of us fell sick
I am glad you’re always there to make me tick

Thank you for your time!

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workrate drops, danielctw also drops
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When one is not well, work rate not as high.
When work rate not as high, tend to get lazy.
When tend to get lazy, go internet surf.
When go internet surf, go find funny stuffs.
When go find funny stuffs, go search funny videos.
When go search funny videos, go straight to Youtube.com
When go to Youtube.com, this is what I get.

ps: Please do not try this at home!!!

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