Ok tell story time liao lor.. Ahbeng is back
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Ahbeng goes home one day, feeling so tired and sad. He found out Ahlian has been going out with Ahkow behind his back.
Feeling very sienz.. he called his ‘papa’.
Ahbeng: pa, I very sad. Ahlian cheat kao me..
Pa: no worry Ahbeng, pa found someone you will like to marry di.
Ahbeng: aiyah… where can simply simply marry one la. Sure not my taste one.
Pa: yo…. “zhai” ar… tis one sure ngam you one. She is Bill Gates’ daughter wor..
Ahbeng: Wah… like this ok la. Then Ahlian sure jealous gao me.
Then next day Pa went to look for Bill Gates.
Pa: Bill, I found one best guy for your daughter to marry.
Bill Gates: Huh? My daughter’s only so young. How to marry?
Pa: Ahhh… but you forgot liao. This guy I one tell you is World Bank vice president one lor.
Bill Gates: Oh… then I agree.
Later Ahbeng‘s Pa went to World Bank see President of Bank
Pa: Hello, Wah sai, nice office. But now I veli the good news for you. Got one young man good for a job as vice president in this bank.
President: *clueless* But I got lots of vice presidents already. Why simply need some more.
Pa: No problem one. This young man ar… he is Bill Gate’s son in law
President: Oh… ok ok.. no problem
Moral of this story :
Don’t play play with Ahbeng‘s Pa… ho ho ho Ahbeng maybe different but his pa is intelligent.
Real moral of this story:
Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive
Read b4 from Rojaks last year if not mistaken. And I’m the World Bank President. So I can marry Bill Gates daughter
like that also can… *sweat*
lol… i read this story before also, but in a much more serious tone in a book talking about marketing. speaking bout the powers of talking, strategy, and marketing 😀
smart pa lor!!
young brat,
ehh ya meh. I dunno wor.. I just create this story from email. hehe
maymei,
hehe… good thing to teach ma. so must share out.
conan_cat,
well, we can always add in humor to these stories.
wah!! Like that also can one. Wait i ask my dad come read this post. Keke!