go pasar malam buy fruits
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Next time when go those pasar malam buy fruits, make sure buy from proper seller. If not you become like Ahbeng. Dun belief me ar? I show show you ar….
At the Pasar Malam
Ahbeng: Haihz… so long no buy fruit liao… ehh got “sai gua” lor… go home can eat eat with Ahlian
Seller: Hey, pang yao… want buy watermelon, tis one special one, call ocean watermelon.
Ahbeng: Niamah, you want sinkalan me meh? You think i stupid, where got watermelon from ocean.
Seller: I no blaff u one. Since you nice person, I give you 50% diskaun lor.. ok ok??
Ahbeng: *Wah got discount somore!! Sure good one* Ok ok… I take it
Back home liao
Ahbeng: Ahlian! I back liao, see what I buy for we all eat later.
Ahlian: Wah…. so long no eat fruit liao wor… Where you get this watermelon, so so big, very very nice.. as big as my ‘sai kuas’
Ahbeng: Ehh… Ahlian, dun play play lor.. fast fast, i so thirsty, go cut the watermelon eat.
Ahlian: ok ok….
In the kitchen, cutting watermelon
Ahlian: Wah!! *fainted*
Ahbeng: Ha mi dai chi??
Ahbeng fast fast rush to kitchen see Ahlian faint. Why wor??? Coz he see, he see…
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Tell so fast later really boh song
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Really need to thank Yinsi coz teach me this technique. haha
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Ahbeng: Niamafulat, that seller give me ocean watermelon. Color also blue blue like my ham dai!
Hahahah!!! Nice one!! So interesting blue colour! Wahahaha!!!
Wah, ah lian cut sai gua like that one ah? Got shape samo! keke!
Eh eat that blue sai gua ledi people will become blue blue or not one?
u sure eat that watermelon wont become sick ah? lol…
u got eat mor? how’s the taste?
since he giv u 50% off… must be 50% less good than normal “xi gua” ar?
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nesh,
You want me get u ocean watermelon ? hehe
rabbit,
rabbit try lor.. maybe can become alien rabbit haha
ichitaka,
u want try?
alexiolim,
Ehh.. tat one is Ahbeng la.. not me… I not Ahbeng k. =.=
got these kind of melon wan meh ?? where to get jek ??
story makes no sense at all.. more confused after reading than before haha