It all started at a crazy time in office. Daniel felt he got nothing to do. Or rather he was too lazy and too tired and needs some entertainment. This is where he takes his leisure time and look at his MSN list.

Then see nothing nice to see.. *potong stimz* so he turned to his Google Reader to look for any interesting blog post, till he chanced upon this blog post about Hornication. Daniel was like OMG.. that’s so unbelievingly funny. From Horny talk into a new name, the hornification. What a way to start a day and it looks like aL was publishing what Ryu said.

Though it seems that it doesn’t end there. Why? Because Daniel went to MSN Ryu who then suddenly created a whole new blog entry which was very ‘mempersiasuikan’ and =_= this time Daniel was involved. Well, not to mention, it’s time to run off and hide and pretend nothing has happened.

Surprisingly fast though, aL found out and got another one up her sleeves. Daniel knows he seldom talked during the day due to extreme workloads <– Yeah right.. so he was pawned by this post, or rather maybe aLi was pawned, ahhh.. whatever..

But it’s good to know that Daniel have great friends along this blogosphere, talking crazy stuffs. Well, what can Daniel say about them, Ryu is a very ‘big size’ girl while aL is a very ‘tall’ girl.

Beware of aLi though, she has the power to sihamified you. This time I shall piggyfied you!!!!

PIGGYFIED BOTH ALi & RYU

ps : Can’t catch the slang and the terms used, they’re more or less personal slangs. By the way in case you’re wondering what’s a Google reader? You can start by subscribing here for more updates.

pss : It’s been awhile since I wrote a post without photos, and it sure was breathtaking. It’s just like old Daniel style blog.

psss : darn it… stop writing nonsense….. finish it off already.

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My friend who stays in other states of the country, they alwaystell me this,

“You’re staying in Kuala Lumpur, that place sure hot like hell, my friends always complain here hot and even in the night is like an oven if you don’t on aircond. No wonder you all expenses so high.”

Aha…. though somehow I proved them wrong. Well, that’s because I stay beside the jungle, or rather a forest reserve. There’s even a river flowing from where I stay. Now somehow they always perceive I stay in those “sang ka lang” (primitive) area. What’s with the mindset la… when I say Kuala Lumpur they think big cities, now when I say forest reserve area, they say I stay in houses on trees.

Don’t matter, well actually right, I cannot blame them when I always show them these kind of photos. What photos? These creature photos that seems to cling on my house wall and I wonder why they love the walls on my house?

The bee that somehow loves to stick around the corner of the wall, A solitary one, look at the nectar thingy on their thorax part.

Sometimes it’s good to shoot shoot around and then poof u see a moth on the wall, a moth so big, as big as your palm. Weird moth in the house, and on the wall again.

A funny weird spider on the wall, smaller than my little finger and yellow in color. Wooots… actually this is the first time I see this spider around. It has lot of hairs around it, seems like it needs it to stick to the wall.

Now tell me how can they not say I stay near the jungle or in the jungle in that sense. Looks like it’s time to makeshift my time and at least tell them, I live together with nature and I am one with nature.

*sweat* Suddenly I realised what the heck am I talking about, I guessed maybe because it’s way past midnight and I guessed I need my sleep.

*snores* *poof*

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When I first had my mind on Weird Weird Denial, my aim was to write anything that’s weird around the neighborhood and to tell the world about it. Even weird sightings and stuffs. Then it all changed ever since I got myself into photography. No more long long articles, no more rantings, no more stupid one liners that used to grace this blog which basically runs about the life of Danielctw.

Well, to say that I missed my old blogging style would be lying to myself. But to say that I don’t welcome my new style of blogging would be like having a headshot.

Now why would I suddenly prompt myself to write something like this. Here’s a text message I received from one of my online friends that has been reading my blog for 2 years ++. Make it 3 years I guessed.

Nowadays selcome see you post up life stories, mostly photo or ads. (warghh… really?). how’s life? Busy with your new job or spending time with gal

Now what am I to say to this loyal reader of mine, I must say I am indeed very sorry that I’ve been too busy at work, too indulge in trying to create a whole new different blogging mindset. Those days I can even blog about what did I do, what adventures as in what other secret things one can do…. even crazy life stories that just happen just like that.

Well, after replying the latter, I’ve got another reply.

Well, sometimes it’s good to not post up life stories, keep it private
Just write what you like and try to snap more lengluis (pretty gals) for cuci mata (cleansing to the eyes)..

So in actual real fact, what this guy wants was just to say hello and actually asked me to post more photos of girls… =.=” In other words, he’s telling me not to post photos of myself already. Nooooo… well, thank you, and even though this message is funny and it does have its’ points.

Fear not, I am now active in taking photoshoots and I have prepared something in store for the upcoming posts.

SideNote : Here are some birthday wishes I got which are really good to quote, minus the sarcasm.

Birthday Wish 1
Happy Birthday! =) wakaka.. Older liao, ah pek! So, going to celebrate ma?

Birthday Wish 2
Somebody is getting a year older this day. Hence our friendship is getting old, too. Happy blessed birthday, brother. May the good Lord bless u always

Birthday Wish 3
Finally one with a MMS greeting. Thanks for this too

It’s now 1:08am and here I am blogging, I should be sleeping now and waking up at 6am later

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You know people say that it’s a gift, that the older you get, you’ll look mature that it’s a special heritage. Well, so far that applies when you’re 18 or towards 25 for guys. Why would I say that, then it’ll be easier to jump into sales and marketing line to convince your clients and and and somehow it’s easier to get along with the girls during those age group.

Okay, before you go kill me off for saying some bullshit crap or something like that, hear my views and understand them. After talking to those age group, of 20 to 24, most of them prefer guys that look mature. Here’s the reason why? Guys, this is one proper explanation which sometimes baffle the majority of you guys out there. Guys should look mature, so that people wouldn’t think the girl is older than them and thus it gives them like he’s the man kind of feeling.

Still don’t understand then you can actually see for yourself. Now let’s get back to another view, but wait…. what if when the male counterpart has gone past the age of 30 and the female counterpart is approaching 30s along with their other friends with their male companions. Now this is where the difference is. The guy who was deemed younger those days now even looks 20 plus for their age and while those who look mature and older during the younger days somehow looks so old. By that time, you’ll think one is the father with a young maiden.

Though some may argue, it’s good for the wife or gf of older looking guys, because like this the man doesn’t have that usual anymore youthful sexual attraction. In a way it’s a double edged sword. This doesn’t apply for those that has the money. Well, like some people said, “You ain’t old when you’re 40 with cash”

See my point? So is it a blessing to look younger or older? So if you were to compare yourself with the rest out there, do you think you’re older looking or younger looking or you look your age that type. I guessed for me, the answer is obvious. If you know my age, you would know that which class I am in. Just so that I don’t boggle your mind again, here’s a simple shot.

So it’s a gift or a curse? That’s for you people to say….

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So say, you’re finally finished your courses, your diploma, your degree, now you want to join the working world. Well, it’s not that it’s going to be hard or easy as what they always do tell you in the forums or by your lecturers, it’s some thing which one have to experience.

Though some pointers can really be touched upon as you shouldn’t say this and that, but to what extend if you’re someone who doesn’t really talk much. Well, that’s why I am trying to point this out, sometimes one needs experience when going for an interview.

So you got your first job, but how did you get to go in? Friends? Related family’s business, does this ever help you in another job interview I supposed. Well, it does help with the ever growing knowledge one gets when they faced their ever colleagues or sometimes annoying customers. For someone who’s been very well versed in an interview timing, here’s what one should do, when you’re getting ready for an interview.

GUYS

1. Guys please don’t go there as a ruffian wannabe and keep your elbow off the desk, some interviewers perceive this as rude.
2. Always comb or gel your hair. It doesn’t have to be neat but as long you take the trouble to look neat and even get your hair in a perfect style, then it’s presentable. Well, if you’re bald, then this doesn’t apply to you.
3. First Impression counts, and that’s what the above rules are there for.
4. Make darn sure your clothes are ironed. Even if you found out that the company you went for is donning t-shirts during working hours, do not dress in a t-shirt.
5. You have big muscles, you have hairy chest, you want to show them off to the interviewer… please…. don’t do that unless you’re auditioning for the National Zoo.
6. While sitting on the chair, don’t fidget with your fingers, keep them still and if you like to move them, just put them in your pocket and play yourself.
7. Never ever shake your legs while in an interview. Guys like to do this. What the fish man…. you guys have itchiness down there that you need to shake your legs???
8. Look at the interviewer, he’s giving the questions, statements, pay attention. Of course, don’t blink your eyes like you wanna have a hit on the interviewer even though if she’s a hot chick.
9. If you have your mobile “daigor” phones, please shut it off, or just put the vibrate mode and vibrate your cock.
10. Never ever hit on the female interviewer. (You can do that after you secure the job though).

GALS

1. Gals, you just have to flaunt don’t you, well… flaunt moderately. Why?? What happens if the interviewer is an old aunty.. you’re dead meat.
2. Dress appropriately to the place you’re going to be interviewed. Don’t dress like a model if you’re looking for a job as Software Engineer. Bad choice….
3. As much as most people say, office wear for an interview is still the best apparel. Don’t believe me, you can ask Lasker.
4. You got your Gucci bag. Now you have your special colorful bra that you’re wearing, try not to nosebleed the interviewer or the interview would be haywire.
5. Sit like a lady, don’t open your legs while sitting.
6. Never try to act cute or innocent in front of the interviewer. You’re interviewing for a job, not a date. You want to speak soft or act cute, look for me. I’ll be glad to entertain you.
7. Don’t finger your hair, or play with your lips, you’re not auditioning for America’s Top Model.
8. Do not wear too bright a color for an interview.
9. As always, do not crossed your arms showing you’re the lady boss, just sit like how a traditional Japanese girl would put it’s hand at.
10. You just have to read it all over from 1 to 9 again to ensure you read it correctly.

While In The Interview

1. Always as always, before starting the interview, have a look at the background of the company, at least when the interviewer is talking about something about the company, you can say… ahhh….. I read this on the website of the company regarding this and this. Shows that you’re interested in the company eh..
2. Some people tend to give blank stare when the interviewer is asking a question. I do it sometimes, but move your eyeballs sometime to show you’re at least still in the real world.
3. Don’t over work yourself and always trying to be a smarty pants and keep talking great about the company, the interviewer knows you’re just trying to impress him/her. Impress with moderation.
4. When it’s your time to ask the questions, don’t go asking about your salary, benefits, how many girls or how many guys, does the company have company trips, etc… All these can be asked upon the 2nd time of interview.
5. Finally you have read my thoughts about how an interview should go, so pack your bags, and remember to keep this with you.

Now it seems that’s all it takes for an interview to be perfect. Not quite, sometimes it’s never too easy to talk like a natural. It’ll take time I assure you. From the first time I took my interview, I was talking all about myself, literally from how old I was, what I love to do, etc. In short words I was talking bullshit to the ears of an interviewer. So just stick to what you want to present for the post of your choice.

An example, if you’re going for an IT job in JAVA, you can say,

“Previously in XXX Company I had an experience in Hibernate but due to some performance issues, native SQL was used to run the program.”

Now this sounds very good and indeed it has been my normal practice to wow the interviewer sometimes. Although some jobs demand practical examples…

Okay this might be too much. But well sometimes you even had to take certain qualification tests before you they call you in for an interview. So better get yourself prepared.

Well, not unless you think you think you’re the most suitable person for the job, then you can do the following.

Don’t messed with the wrong board there.
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