Tips on how to speak in the Japanese Accent in Malaysia for the GUYS. We would use Ichitaka in this example.

Ichitaka just got broken hearted and felt like telling it out in Japanese, so he said…
はちくけちぇわ。 (Hatikukechewa)

With Ichitaka now broken hearted, he feels lonely, he felt that he has the urge to go mess around with chicks. But I guessed he went overboard with it.
まりくらば。 (Marikuraba)

Now girls would branded him as dirty minded. Wondering why he said such things and how come he got such a title. Thinking over it, Ichitaka finds it hard to believe. He was then remorseful in Japanese.
おたくこと。 (Otakukoto)

Then out of nowhere you a girl in distant appeared. From afar she looks decent. Then she came close and then noticed something was amiss. She kept saying herself in Japanese.
ててくらた。 (Tetekurata)

It looks like she is seeking attention and she is longing to have someone to have fun with her. Hmm….. Strange enough, understanding her lingo off,  a pickup line was issued.
まうかしか。 (Maukasika)

She loves the way it advances and finds the way Ichitaka says it a bit cute. Ichitaka then decided that he wanted to pursue the matter even further. He grew horns on his head (horny la…) and finally the ultimate.
まうまいんか。 (Maumainka)

Now who says learning Japanese is not fun? I am sure Ichitaka had fun.

PS: This story was created with no relevance to real life situation. It’s a gloomy day, so just have fun reading this and I guessed this story only Malaysians will understand it. For people that still do not understand the implications of this story, you can email me your questions at me@danielctw.com or use the contact form available.

PSS: Appreciate all the love and support shown here.

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Have a look at this photo.

Picture from lightflow.com

Amazing lamp post photo, now have a look at the next photo, the WEIRD ONE felt so out of place.

Photo from Satkuru.com

I feel just like what was depicted in the photo below.

The WEIRD ONE will now hide and cower himself somewhere else.

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When I first had my first glimpse of Takeshi Kaneshiro, I was thinking, hmm.. that long hair seems familiar. My first Japanese drama when I was like 20 years that time. That’s like a long long year ago. For those that don’t know who is Takeshi Kaneshiro, please refer to this photo of him.

Now that was he when he has his long locks. Until…..

So what’s with me blogging about a dude in this blog?? Now before you have an more weird assumptions, here’s what I told Sae Wei last time that one time she kept saying, yes Daniel we know you are Takeshi Kaneshiro…. *hears vomit sounds*

But you see, sometimes people say I have too longish a face that I have that Japanese feature. Even so, my eyes are small. Opps.. ya.. I’ve got to admit, I have small eyes.

Yes… it seems gay to talk about a guy in a guy’s blog, but wait till you see a resemblance on someone I found.

Hmmm.. ok failed……. minus the shorter hair….. desperately having personality problem, till the moustache and beard also kept to fulfill this task. So what else could be added. *poof*

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Those days, if you still remember when I was a very very very small time blogger (okay I am still a small time blogger but those days I was very very***), I did some random postings on the blog and it became part of me and I became part of it. My sexy mouse and pad.

Back then we all thought of a mouse as a normal tool, but little did we know that a mouse is more of an accessory. There are so many designs, until there are even sexy ones…. WTF!!!

Look!!! No Bra Mouse!! Now I wonder who will buy this kind of mouse? It’s USB too. Now this is what I call PLUG-AND-PLAY.Actually I was thinking of buying this mouse for a friend on his birthday. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Whose birthday is coming right up now?

But but but…. wait, how can a mouse be complete. A mouse this interesting wouldn’t be completed without it’s pad. I meant mouse pad. Sad that this is just an optical mouse, it needs a pad. So I have to survey over the Internet and practically search for a mouse pad.

Wheee… and here’s what I got!

Huh?? What’s that??? Breast?? Huh?? No no no… look closer.. feel how I feel.

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On My left we have Oscar De La Hoya!!! I remember this name very well. I used to see it on Astro channel on the sports channel, well, those days and it was like years ago. Well blame it on my national tv for not showing boxing matches.

Anyway after just recently when La Hoya lost his last match with Mayweather Jr., I heard there was a rematch and so it seems. Is like watching a scene from Rocky 5 where the boxer comes back to fight once again. Funny though, I didn’t expect the rematch to be that fast, well, based on ESPN site, it was mentioned it would be on in September 2008. Now that’s faster than expected. For those that don’t really know what happened, Mayweather won the match between them on a close split decision points. Though I would have opt for a Knock Out for a winner instead.

The Attacking Oscar De La Hoya

Based on reports, La Hoya was supposed to have a bout in May only to be canceled due to no opponents for that month. Looks like people can now wait another 9 months for the next previously most expensive and most watched boxing match. I think the tickets gonna be sold out again. So if it’s convenient, you should go get the Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs Oscar De La Hoya tickets while I have to stuck myself at home watching them on paid per view on HBO. Dang….

Girls, now look at Oscar De La Hoya in uniform. Latinos all have that kinda resemblance, just think of Ricky Martin. Don’t they all just look alike! O.o

I guessed any sort of contest would be fun for me. I wonder how will I look if I were in a boxing glove. Hmmm.. testing ok… so don’t kill me for what I did!

Dang!!!! I just have to have a go at it!!

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