AceOne, famous for his antics in creating jokes is gonna get his share of the joke. One day while sitting in front of his lappie surfing porn.
“Aiyoh, why the line down one…What The Crap?? $%^$&^#$%#@”

Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”

No answer came from the other side of the door. Ignoring it for maybe some kids playing around his house, he decided to go back to surfing porn. Then he heard it again.

Knock! Knock! Knock!
This time there are three knocks.. “OK, Who’s there? Don’t play games with me ya!! Funny thing is the knock seems to be getting louder. But still no answer.
“WTF, want play with me meh, shoo shoo!!”

Then he went over to the door and look thru the peephole. “Aiyoh! No one here also wei, what is this la!!, dun play games la!”
Then thinkin thruly, “I guess I imagining things gua, too much of staring at the pc.”

While walking back to his daily chores(porn!!), he noticed as if there’s some groan coming from the other side of the door. Like those squeeking sound. Then some wood being carved as if scratch by nails. Then the ultimate, the knock comes back again.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! “Oh shit, this is crap, really black today, so early also got ‘thing’ want kacau me meh? Really ‘cheh’ la today!!” Realising this he went to his cupboard there and hid inside there praying. “Please spare me!!”

Still the knock on the door didn’t stop. It kept goin louder and louder. Till then suddenly it stopped.
He waited for awhile, then thought, “fuuh, I guessed it’s over!! Thank you, thank you!” Sensing that it’s now safe, he decided to check outside to see the damage made or maybe something there.

TO BE CONTINUED….

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I found out I haven’t properly introduced who I am and what kind of personality I have. Well come to think of it, since this is an Internet world, I would pretty much abstain myself from revealing too much.

Well but due to some request by certain parties, let me brag a little.

Name: Daniel (obviously)
Nicknames: Rukawa, Valor, ??(Ah Man)
Star : Leo

Used to be very active in Martial Arts, especially Tae Kwon Do and Chinese Wushu. Well, had a black belt(Dan 1) way back when I was in Secondary 5 and after that decided to pursue into wushu. Well, I have a knick for learning lotsa news stuffs that I took a year’s course in Japanese language, well but in reality, the longer you didn’t use a language, you’ll find it dissapear from your grasp slowly.

I am an IT graduate currently working as a Software Engineer. As for those looking into more of my hobbies, I am into scuba diving and traveling. I am sure for those trying to find how I look like, can look thru my past photos. I am not exactly a wise guy, or some cute hunk which you’ll normally see in movies these days. I am just a plain guy who just happens to drop by once awhile cruising through the streets of the Net.

Some people just say I am hooked on the Net, well not really. I am very involved in lots of sports, I play badminton(Secondary School Representative), basketball(District Level) and Ping Pong(Competitive). Anyway, I think I gave way too much bragging information. Maybe from these facts, you can derive how I would look like.

Adios! Sayonara, ja mata aimasho! Good Bye!

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Hi there once again.
Looks like I will be away from Malaysia again for 5 days.
This time going to Bangkok and Pattaya in Thailand. Hopefully when I get back I can manage all the pictures and updates on my ongoing trips

Till then.

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Remember the post I made about Valor. Well, that’s a comic strip I made sometime back last year which was unfinished and only like just the beginning. Well, as I am still in office I will upload maybe once a post. Depends….

Anyway here’s the main character again.

Adorable little Valor

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I can’t stop laughing and how the heck does one create some tickling issues. Sometimes one can just amazed one’s self.

Here’s some discussion between me and my colleagues on MSN.
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LY says: diao lo! hungry tim
danielctw says: come go eat refresher orb
LY says: puki mak lu
danielctw says: refresher orb can refresh ur full state makan la
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Lesson to be learnt: When hungry eat refresher orb.

This conversation was 15 minutes later…
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Uncle says: hi guys, can we have a small discussion at 11.30am for project YYY, Hong maybe you can sit in for 5 minutes ony, something i need to consult you.. pls don’t close this msn window
zhimui says: ok
Hong says: walau
zhimui says: haha…
Hong says: why i always close ur window?
Uncle says: huh… i did not say you close my window.. *sweats*, i mean just want to remain this msn window on…
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Now here’s the response after that!!!
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zhimui says: Hahaha…so funny
Hong says: Gila people come out liao
danielctw says: I laugh till come out tears
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Lessons to be learnt: Never underestimate the power to find something funny

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