Archive for June, 2007

Shoot the crap out

Posted by danielctw On June - 18 - 2007

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Congratulations, you have just wasted your time reading this worthless post.

Seriously, how many times have you seen this kind of post. Once is ok. Well, not that I condemn la… Just that sometimes it’s fun and irritating… Dang…I think you guys know I am lost for ideas hahahaha… Sorry still not feeling well enough

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I feel sick

Posted by danielctw On June - 17 - 2007

danielctw gone bonkers
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Looks like danielctw is feeling the sick of the day. Well, due to this current times where the weather isn’t that constant. Why? Morning and afternoon it’s been very hot and in the evening it usually rain cats and dogs. No wonder so many people fell sick.

Don’t worry, I think maybe it’s because I was playing basketball today, that the cold air got to me. Reached home and was like so tired and cold. Be back for more updates tomorrow. I am getting my early rest today =) . Sorry peeps.

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Spiderman Caught

Posted by danielctw On June - 15 - 2007

Everybody danielctw request please vote at http://8kua.blogspot.com to continue the story
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Today danielctw gonna tell you the new incoming story of Spiderman 4. That day danielctw interbiu the director for Spiderman 4. Well, at first hor, the director say will not make spiderman 4 because movie ratings for Spiderman 3, not so high.

Told you all liao, lucky he no small gas so he still continue Spiderman 4. Here is the interbiu.
Information:
danielctw speaks veli proper engrish when go interbiu one

danielctw: Hello Director. I am danielctw from Weird Weird Denial. Today I come to see you about the new news about Spiderman 4 that you promised to leak some information to me.

Director: Oh…. it’s you. Sure sure welcome, no problem. Just hold on for a sec’ will ya. I’ve got some documents to sign. Please have a seat.

danielctw: My pleasure!

Director goes pondering at documents, while danielctw as ’38′ as ever go look around his office see so many posters about spiderman, venom and also…wah… got F4(not the taiwan band but Fantastic Four)

Director: OK, I am going to give you a sneak peak, but you must promise me one thing, cannot reveal to the public ok?

danielctw: sure sure! I will keep it a secret between you and me.

director: well, since you’re here why not maybe drop a hint to the public. Let’s the people guessed what happened to Spiderman in Part 4.

danielctw: woo good idea.

So danielctw mai chat with the director until talk about how spiderman got trapped then he kick itu “gan chan” mia ass. Because danielctw is man of his word, he won’t display what all the stori so to keep u all suspense.

Want to really know how spiderman got trapped… Let you see see ar…
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Who ask AceOne always do this, so if want blame can blame gao him ho ho ho…
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Spiderman Glass

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Boom Boom Boom

Posted by danielctw On June - 14 - 2007

review lagi ka… no no… not yet
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Boom Boom Boom!! Thunder? Lightning? Rain?

What’s this? Is it cause of the recent flood in Kuala Lumpur? The flash flood that got many people complained about the safety of road tunnels in Malaysia?


Why all this happen? Is it because of poor drainage system? Nah….. basically nothing’s practically actually major wrong with the drainage. It’s because it’s the people themselves. Huh? WTF? Why suddenly people or the public is involved?

You see you see, with the mentality of some people in Malaysia, you will know that they don’t bother on cleanliness. What’s this got to do with the drainage? Ask yourself this, how many times have you seen people throwing out rubbish out from their cars, how about children throwing plastic bags on the floor while walking back from school, aunty and uncles littering cigarette butts everywhere. Now tell me, what does this actually affect?

So I find it funny, why people keep on blaming drainage system when the one that started it most are the public themselves. You throw one rubbish out, you think only your rubbish ka? Only you alone ar?


I’ve got people I know who does that, this is their reply, “Aiyoh, my rubbish so small only, some more later got cleaner la! If not later they got no work to do!!”

Now then, I can imagine if a lot of people say the same thing, what will happen? small rubbish * 1K people? Fui yoh. Some more if it’s raining, who’s gonna do the cleaning? Then those rubbish gets washed into the drains, then what happens? Clogged up drainage system causes the water not to flow? So it’s the people who have to educate themselves. I see kids emulating their parents cause their parents are also irresponsible. Haihz nothing else to say.

This is a community service message brought to you by Weird Weird Denial

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Boss! teh tarik o ne

Posted by danielctw On June - 13 - 2007

It’s all off limits
Note: This post is 18SX, don’t say I didn’t warn you!
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This is what happens when you got good friends together with you go mamak.

Teh Tarik

Ahbeng went to mamak stall to go meet Ahhock, Ahkow, AhWai, AhSeng, long time school friends.
So reach there liao, all 5 of them sit down on table.

Ahbeng: Wa lao eh, si beh long time no see you people liao. You all do what now ar?

Before they all can answer, the mamak guy come ask them order.

Mamak: Hello, mau order?

Ahhock: boss teh tarik satu.. tarik long long ar… if not wa boh drink

Ahkow: I want teh si ais..

Ahwai: Give me horlickmilo ais satu..

Ahseng: I want neslo (nescafe + milo). Must have ice ar…

Ahbeng think think hard.. All use special name after that, so he also boh song* cannot lose to them. So he think what drink that he can order so no one can better than him la.. Kiasu la.. normal ma..

Mamak: Ok brader? What you want drink ar?

Then Ahbeng found out liao… I know I know… I want…

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Finally….

Ahbeng: I want LickMiKoTeh (Horlick + Milo + Kopi + Teh)

Rest of the people :

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