go pasar malam buy fruits
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Next time when go those pasar malam buy fruits, make sure buy from proper seller. If not you become like Ahbeng. Dun belief me ar? I show show you ar….

At the Pasar Malam

Ahbeng: Haihz… so long no buy fruit liao… ehh got “sai gua” lor… go home can eat eat with Ahlian

Seller: Hey, pang yao… want buy watermelon, tis one special one, call ocean watermelon.

Ahbeng: Niamah, you want sinkalan me meh? You think i stupid, where got watermelon from ocean.

Seller: I no blaff u one. Since you nice person, I give you 50% diskaun lor.. ok ok??

Ahbeng: *Wah got discount somore!! Sure good one* Ok ok… I take it

Back home liao

Ahbeng: Ahlian! I back liao, see what I buy for we all eat later.

Ahlian: Wah…. so long no eat fruit liao wor… Where you get this watermelon, so so big, very very nice.. as big as my ‘sai kuas’

Ahbeng: Ehh… Ahlian, dun play play lor.. fast fast, i so thirsty, go cut the watermelon eat.

Ahlian: ok ok….

In the kitchen, cutting watermelon

Ahlian: Wah!! *fainted*

Ahbeng: Ha mi dai chi??

Ahbeng fast fast rush to kitchen see Ahlian faint. Why wor??? Coz he see, he see…
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Tell so fast later really boh song
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Really need to thank Yinsi coz teach me this technique. haha
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Ta dah…..
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Ahbeng: Niamafulat, that seller give me ocean watermelon. Color also blue blue like my ham dai!

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